Time to go to back school boys and girls. This tape is Lovemaking 101, The Primer. Notice: (1) the female, while playing with herself, never shouts: "Oh yes; fuck that pussy now!" She never refers to herself as "Bitch", "My Bitch", "Cunt", or "My Cunt". She never grabs the back of her head and says: "Suck my dick now" In fact she doesn't say a word; (2) the guy joins her foreplay and is also silent--a tough one for me, a highly verbal Writer!; (3) after the foreplay, they take a brief little break to savor that phase; and finally (4) when he does fuck her, they start out slow and gradually build up some steam. That is all how it is done...
I enjoy freaky sex with a real slut as much as the next guy; maybe even more. [Nothing gets me harder than a woman saying: "Shove that big cock up my ass, right now; you mommy fucker!!"] But for basic Meat and Potatoes Sex that gets 'er done, these people know how to screw. It makes me proud--as both a mammal and a Homo Sapiens primate.
So let's use our big highly evolved human brains and awesome mammalian powers for Good, not Evil; or at least try to. Honor this amazing couple by emulating them. It is the right thing to do: for you; for us all as a species. There may not be a God--with a big dick and balls--in the sky. In fact, there certainly is not. But Cosmic Evolution compels this kind of mating behavior; in fact it demands it. And we have only been here as humans for about 200,000 years... awesome!
Andrew Paul Schettino, Why Women are so Problematic: A Memoir and Whimsical Polemic, out this fall, 2012. Google it and/or me for more...
Andrew Paul Schettino Love Making 101, The Primer
Time to go to back school boys and girls. This tape is Lovemaking 101, The Primer. Notice: (1) the female, while playing with herself, never shouts: "Oh yes; fuck that pussy now!" She never refers to herself as "Bitch", "My Bitch", "Cunt", or "My Cunt". She never grabs the back of her head and says: "Suck my dick now" In fact she doesn't say a word; (2) the guy joins her foreplay and is also silent--a tough one for me, a highly verbal Writer!; (3) after the foreplay, they take a brief little break to savor that phase; and finally (4) when he does fuck her, they start out slow and gradually build up some steam. That is all how it is done...
I enjoy freaky sex with a real slut as much as the next guy; maybe even more. [Nothing gets me harder than a woman saying: "Shove that big cock up my ass, right now; you mommy fucker!!"] But for basic Meat and Potatoes Sex that gets 'er done, these people know how to screw. It makes me proud--as both a mammal and a Homo Sapiens primate.
So let's use our big highly evolved human brains and awesome mammalian powers for Good, not Evil; or at least try to. Honor this amazing couple by emulating them. It is the right thing to do: for you; for us all as a species. There may not be a God--with a big dick and balls--in the sky. In fact, there certainly is not. But Cosmic Evolution compels this kind of mating behavior; in fact it demands it. And we have only been here as humans for about 200,000 years... awesome!
Andrew Paul Schettino, Why Women are so Problematic: A Memoir and Whimsical Polemic, out this fall, 2012. Google it and/or me for more...
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